DIY Caffe

[davorin]

...ma ide to, kontroliranje, čovik se navikne... pojačaš dozu ribe i zdravlje ne trpi ... barem ono psihičko

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Riba je inače za mačke, da ne smetaju dok ljudi uživaju u mesu!

[Zmajz]

You may NOT be an audio enthusiast if you think:



A listening test is used when your wife wants to see if you are paying attention.

A blind test is used to see if the slats open and close properly.

Low cut reveals cleavage

Fidelity is part of your marriage vows

A CD is some kind of bank deposit.

Frequency response is some kind of erectile requirement.

Tolerance is what you put up with in a marriage.

Input impedance is when your wife sees you trying to bring in a new set of speakers.

Output impedance is when your wife tries to throw out your speakers.

A listening room can be any room where your wife is talking to you and you better be looking at her.

Woofer is another term for a dog

Sub-woofers are submarine mascots.

Squawkers are chickens.

Tweeters are a description for birds.

Super tweeters are weakened by kryptonite.

Male and female connectors are pornographic.

Canon plugs are used to keep the water out.

Power amplifiers are hired hit men

Internal impedance is solved with laxatives

Damping factor is part of a weather forecast

Equalizers are guns and knives

A loudspeaker might be your mother-in-law

Recorders are musical instruments.

A tuner is a kind of sandwich.

White noise is made by white politicians.

Distortion is when you make faces.

A narrow band is when the players are all in single file.

Wide band is when players are all in line.

A balance control is used by a tight-wire walker.

A choke is used to control your dog.

A volume control is used to fill your beer bug.

Cartridges are used to load your hunting gun.

A crossover means driving on the wrong side of the road.

A terminal strip is a topless dancer with a heart problem.

Digital sound means tapping your fingers on the table.

[Bepone]

prevec teksta.. treba naplatit citanje autoru ca toliko vremena krade

[pamook]

...jope ja... sa ložištem, i nečim za jest

sklepao "smoker"... ili nešto slično tome... sutra ide test sa telećim rebrima, pa ako bude (više-manje) jestivo, moguće doživi još nekih preinaka... inače, veliko Hvala Tubemanu na njegovom potpisu tu na forumu, znamo da je potpuno istinit ali svejedno čovjek ponekad padne u napast baciti nešto... uglavnom, Gorenje vešmašina (iz 2000. godine, rashodovana 2015.) - kada bubnja za ložište, cigle iz termoakumulacione (od brata, bolje je kad nisu bas tvoje), bubanj za "dimnjak", 3 vodilice sa A3 Fujitsu pritera i malo pletiva... naravno, i testno opalenje te test na otpornost na maščobe i češnjak... svi testovi prošli dobro, sutra idemo na prvo mesno krštenje

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[grunf]

dobro šta kod pamooka nema borove šume i smrike ,inače bi kanader stalno bia u akciji

[pamook]

je, ni makije ne bi ostalo

doduše, sad si me podsjetio, 80-ih sam se jednom zatekao na Srimi kad je planula poveća smrika... kao da ju je netko benzinom polio... strava kojom brzinom se pretvori u buktinju... odmah se stvorio lanac za dobavu vode pa sam i tu sudjelovao, ali... neka, bolje ne

[davorin]

Na znanje:

[pamook]

...ide Uskrs, će si kupim. Odma dva, da imam i za audio i za video.....će imam zdravu komunikaciju s osigurači.....

http://www.sap.or.id/Active_Fuse_Eng.html" target="_blank

[Bepone]

haha kamo to ide.. ca kad se pokvari ovaj, onda se umece onaj bakreni??

[audio kutak]

...ide Uskrs, će si kupim. Odma dva, da imam i za audio i za video.....će imam zdravu komunikaciju s osigurači.....

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uzmi 6 komada, za stereo ti trebaju 2 komada pa 2 u rezervi i još 2 u pričuvi!